Check Obeythepurebreed.com out.

I don’t plan to make posts like this, but I rarely literally laugh out loud when I stumble on a new site.

They have lots of breeds and products to choose from. Here’s a sample of their sense of humor:

Your Chihuahua dog is a militant dictator who will stop at nothing in achieving world domination. Chihuahuas have already infiltrated thousands of homes, and reduced their “owners” to mere servants. In the Chihuahua Revolution, there are no shades of grey, and you are either with them, or against them.

Or…

Is there anything more intimidating than looking into the eyes of a fully grown Papillon? Show that you are merely a Papillon servant, and that you appreciate the steady leadership that Papillons provide us in times of change, with official “Obey the Papillon!” propaganda.

Makes you look at your dog in a whole new way, eh?
And it’s so true.

Long live the Revolution! *eyes dogs nervously*